Transformers: Winter Sonata.

Starring

Optimus Prime.

And Bumblebee.

Prologue.

Fear of rejection can screw up your life. That’s why one sided love should remain that way.

Now that the was between the Decepticons and Autobots was over, Optimus had one more agenda left in mind.

And what confusion in his thoughts, and what a thumping in his temples. Slowly from the writhing, tearing mass in his mind a resolve shaped itself.

With his head resting against his Metallic palm, he told himself. This is it. No one was going to stop him.

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It was at a dogdy Indian Cafe, where Optimus finally managed to be honest about his feelings.



Optimus: You've been there for me every step of the way.
Bumblebee: "You gave me wings and made me fly You touched my hand I could touch the sky..."
Optimus: I really appreciate every battle. You helped me every time Megatron's being a bitch.
Bumblebee: Im a bitch. Im a lover. Im a child. Im a mother. Im a sinner. Im a saint. I do not feel ashamed...
Optimus: Well what i mean is. (long pause) We should date.
Bumblebee: !
Optimus: Are you free tomorrow night?
Bumblebee: "Said yes to your number And yes to you dating me Yes we can be together"
Optimus: You really mean it?
Bumblebee: "Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down to come and get me " ;)



While other couples were absorbed with their iPhones, Optimus and Bumblebee shared their love for music without an Ipod (only because Bumble has an extensive playlist to communicate with people) . Like all couples, they had their ups and downs.

They cuddled.

Optimus: You wanna talk about it?
Bumblebee: "Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace..."

They watched footy together.



They helped each other out.

Bumblebee: "Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help."
Alex Yeo: Muahahaha.
Optimus: OY! LET HIM GO!

Alex Yeo: *angree*
Optimus: OUFFF! Shit.
Bumblebee: ...


They fought.


Optimus: So what's with you and Jazz? I saw what you two did!
Bumblebee: "I've been thinking about you, my love
And all the crazy things that you put me through
Now I'm coming around, Throwing it back to you"
Optimus: What?"
Bumblebee: "Lately I'm beginning to find that I should be the one behind the wheel"
Optimus: Quit your mind games! Stop throwing poetic lyrics at me!
Bumblebee: "I go crazy, crazy, baby, I go crazy"
Optimus: Gargh!

Of which, they eventually make up

And have a very adventurous sex life...



Bumblebee: "Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire~"



Bumblebee: "Youuuuu
Your sex is on fire~

And like all fairy tales and most fanfictions, they lived happily ever after.