New Year Resolution 2009

It's time to look back and reflect on what I need to do in 2009.

1. It's time to get cracking.
2. I will not procrastinate.
3. I will have better self control.
3.1 I will grow my own vegetables I will not overspend.
3.2 I will avoid Cheese Cake, Candy and Chips.
3.3 I will exercise more.
3.4 I will not overspill. I will channel my frustrations correctly.
4. I will be a better on the road, I will not get any Saman.
5. I will not lust for Brad Pitt. Newspapers suck but I will read more.
6. I will love Broccoli.
7. I will not get hooked on games on Facebook.
8. I will not change my Blogskin so often.
9. No more assignment late Submission. (Re: Resolution 2)
10. I will be more organized.
11. I will win Sze Kai in Cooking Mama on Wii before 2010

Now that 2008 is over, it's a new beginning! Happy New Year!

What reading the newspaper feels like.

It's like you spend your whole life lusting after Brad Pitt, tearing your hair out in frustration as he dates a whole bunch of obviously unsuitable girlfriends and you keep hoping that one day you might bump into him in the pasta aisle at NTUC and he'll suddenly realize that he's just wasted all his time with Jennifer and Angelina when he could've been perfectly deliriously happy with you. But there comes a day when you realize that you are just wasting your time and that he's never gonna be with you, so why are you even bothering - Saffy

Jason Hahn (2008) "First Person" 8 Days Magazine Issue 949.

Words well said.

The papers, crashing economy, natural disasters, wars, political conflicts... it's too depressing.

Wii Woes.

I lost to a nine year old in boxing today. I lost to them all in Superstar Boogie. And I lost in swimming, ping pong, baseball... My cousin's living room is a stage to see me to crumble.

and my arms hurt.

6 Days.

Twas the night of Christmas...

I found myself back in my own bed in my own home hugging my own plushine after a day long journey back home from Sunny ol' Penang. After a week of consistant eating, nanny-ing, shopping and fooling around, I am back home.

Bye Bye Penang T________________T

(Will post out pics later)

Hang your socks! Happy Christmas all!

Not my time.

I brought my cousins, SL, SP and SK over to SM, SY and miniSJ's place today. Lynette brought her Playstation over. So there was about 8 of us, one PS, 2 PSP's (one turqouise and the other pink), 2 large pizzas. We gathered in front of the TV watching Lynette strut her stuff. Later Lynn took over. Without much guidance, she just played like it was the natural thing to do. Kai and Jann went all around the place but at least they knew where they were walking.

Is there justice in this world?

I cannot walk straight. Stealth is not my forte. I get attacked by laser beams. Mechanical robots and whatever that I'm not supposed to get attacked by. Whether PS or PSP, I just can't.

I was falling of bicycles, playing lego, gator golf, destroying my dolls, occasionally hiding in my own make shift card-board house, which I outgrew pretty fast! Kids these days have Gaming Consoles! Injustice.

I came over to Slynn's place and tried out their new Wii. OMG! HAHA! DAMN FUN!

Bowling.
I lost to a nine year old.

Tennis.
I lost to a nine year old.

Cooking Mama.
Need I say more?

Injustice.

Signing off,

Noob.

The Ramly Burger Rap

Don And Drew. Pretty wacky Singaporean (Indie?) duo

Ramly Burger (Jet Remix) - Don and Drew

Cleaner Air

I spoke to a stranger today. In a steam room. Random. Never got her name though but she was from Kuching, teaching in a university nearby.

There I was looking for an empty Steam room and too bad for me both are occupied (For some strange reason Pulai Springs was very crowded today). Therefore I crashed hers.

After a few moments of silence, the room started cooling down and we complained to each other the steam thinggy wasn't working. I know how this room works. It has temperaments. But the steam worked again shortly.

We were chatting about the state and as expected, she said what ALL (notice the caps) people say to me about this very place where I grew up in 17 frikkin years of my life.

She used the word JB and nothing-much-to-do in the same sentence! I suspected she was just being politically correct when she meant Boring.

Which I proceed to weigh the pros and cons of agreeing with her. Like as much as I hate to admit it, Johor is definitely nothing like KL.


There's no MOS in Johor.
The biggest mall in Johor is about the quarter the size of Pyramid.
We have a Sungei Wang equivalent in town.
We don't have much decorative lights.
We don't have a fetish for HUGE mega malls.
We have to fight with Singaporeans for parking space.
We have to pay to use the toilet.

BUT

We have cleaner air.
We have cleaner water.
We have cheaper food.
We have tall buildings. (and it's not made of wood)
We don't have to pay toll when we leave the house.
JB not that big. So when you travel you don't use much petrol either.
Cheap booze - Absolut Currant 2 Litre only cost 68 bucks.

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Haih. But there's no MOS/MV/1U/Pyramid.

Being a helpful Johorean, I suggested a few place for her to hang out in. But the things to do are either too far or you need to get on an MRT (cross the expressway before that even).

I realized I was sinking into the verge of a mental breakdown looking for something to say to defend my hometown!

Okay, I exaggerated a bit. But you get the drift.

Horrified with my discovery and a lacking opinions (LOL) I agreed with her. =P

Fine. JB is boring. I am feeling it too. I'm about to run out of things to do. I also do realize I'm about to live in a place that closes everything at 5pm next year.

*puts anti-seizure drugs in suitcase*

The End! (of my pointless ramblings).

James Morrison

I think I'm utilizing my holidays pretty well.

I just don't know how long I can keep on doing. I might run out of things to do for the next half.

Androgyny.

Two different songs.

Sung by One crazy woman.

1. Never let me step into redbox.

2. Never wear glasses in Sunway Lagoon.

3. Never join the events they have there coz they eat up your deposit.

4. Boycott Sunway all together. Aish.

5. Don't bother partying on a Sunday.